The Latest in Medical Rescue Equipment – a Golf Club

If news reports are to be believed, then all ambulances and medical rescue vehicles should carry a golf club..never mind the make.

A Security Officer with white van guards Tiger Woods' home near the damaged fire hydrant (Courtesy:AP)

It was initially reported that Tiger Woods, after a family Thanksgiving dinner at home, drove off in his Cadillac SUV at around 30mph at 2.25am in the morning and hit a fire-hydrant and a tree before finally coming to a stop. His Swedish wife then came out with a golf club (type and brand not disclosed) and broke the rear window to release the central-locking mechanism to drag out the unconscious Woods.

Subsequent reports came with many variations, one of which has it that his wife had scratched him in the face earlier and chased after the fleeing Woods with a golf club; all over an allegation that the golfer had been seeing another lady on the sly. I’m not going into details about this lady…click here if you want to know (and see) more about her.

What I am fascinated about is the speed and wit of the Internet. Look at the various witty statements that have surfaced to make laughter the best medicine that it is  🙂

Tiger’s wife went for him over a birdie.

Tiger Woods owns several cars; it’s a shame that he got a hole in one.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife Elin.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by his sponsor Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree … he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards!

and finally, perhaps Tiger should have used a driver..

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5 responses

  1. […] Doctor2008 wrote an interesting post today. Here’s a quick excerptIt was initially reported that Tiger Woods, after a family Thanksgiving dinner at home, drove off in his Cadillac SUV at around 30mph at 2.25am in the morning and hit a fire-hydrant and a tree before finally coming to a stop. … […]

  2. “TIGER CRASHES – “ONSTAR” DISPATCHES ANGRY WIFE W/GOLF CLUBS TO RESCUE”

    DELPHINIAS

  3. “perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.”

    Great line, sorry I did not think of it myself!!

  4. he was trying to shoot two birdies with one shot!

  5. Tiger should change his name to a …cheetah!

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